Where is Tom Barrasso when you need him?

Well, that sucked. The Pens got absolutely smoked by the Canadiens in Game 7. The last ever game at the Igloo and THAT is how you close the arena??? Just sad. You know, if you throw everything but the kitchen sink at them and fail....so be it. But when you're fucking hesitating on every shot (ESPECIALLY on the Power Play) and making unnecessary extra passes (yeah, I'm talking to you, Geno)....you're going to lose. Their play on the PP was their strength the entire postseason and then they all turn into bitch ass perfectionists and never get the bat off their shoulder and they went down lookin' at STRIKE 3. Gonchar looked like his skates were filled with concrete. Fleury was a fucking human colander and puck was like water. Sid commits a dumb ass penalty 10 seconds in. Just wow. Now we're in store for a June without Penguins hockey....I almost don't remember what that's like....

Tonight is Game 6 in Beantown in the Cavaliers-Celtics series. This could be LeBron's last game as a Cav. Crazy when you think about it. If they lose tonight and he goes elsewhere this Summer.......Cleveland can kiss their best chance at a pro sports championship goodbye. Hell, they might be kissing the team goodbye because after a few seasons without LeBron they'll be screwed. Attendance will drop off like a muhfucker.......

How about that Bruins-Flyers series? Philly appeared to be dead in the water when they were down 0-3 in the series. Now they've tied it at 3 and play Game 7 on the road tomorrow night. And the funny thing is Philly is probably better off on the road in Game 7. The road team in Game 7's in the NHL Playoffs seem to have the touch. Maybe being the underdog and not having the pressure of performing in front of the home crowd allows them to play more loose. Call it a "Home Ice Disadvantage."

Me and Darci are watching the season (and almost certainly series) finale of NBC's Mercy. Such a good show.

Well, enjoy the games tonight and tomorrow night. Keep fighting the good fight, people. Until next time........

cLEAVEland gets crushed, Game 7, Boner pills....

Didn't think I'd be back for a second installment, did ya'?

First things first, the Cavaliers got fucking clownstomped. Boston told LeBron to bite the curb....and he didn't put up a fight. And don't give me that stuff about King James getting a pass here because he's young or that Mike Brown sucks. We knew all that during the regular season and nobody brought it up when the Cavs were dancing around on the court and taking pretend pictures of each during timeouts while dominating the opposition. Child please.

Well, tonight is GAME 7 in Pittsburgh. The Penguins have been pushed to the brink by the Habs. Can the Pens make it 3 Eastern Conference Finals in a row? Is a return trip to the Stanley Cup Finals still in the cards for the Pens? Or will those miserable assholes from the North finish the job and pull the big upset for a second straight series? I think the Pens win 4-2 tonight. I sure as hell hope I'm right.

What the hell is with these boner pill commercials???? "Hey, doc....I have a friend who has this friend who knows this guy who has this question about a problem that he has...." STFU, man. Why the fuck should we as men be embarrassed about a pick-me-up for our cocks? I mean, seriously......do we hesitate to take medicine for whatever else ails us? Ashamed to admit that you drink Gatorade, Powerade or that you chowed down on that Powerbar or chugged that Muscle Milk? FUUUUUUUUCK NOES!!!! So why is it that we get all bashful when we're trying to get our poon peg right? You might take a multivitamin or Centrum or some shit. Maybe you hammer some Cheerio's to help with your heart or cholesterol or whatever they're ramblin' about on those cheesy ass commercials. Let's face it....parts of our body go bad. Hair falls out, knees give out, arthritis sets in, wrinkles, etc. We tell people all of that shit. But, when it comes to a worn out wang we don't know how to tell a medical professional???? When my time comes....and my thrill hammer needs that extra boost.....there won't be any shame in my game. It's like steroids for your dick. In fact, you have these pills that are yellow and blue. It's like you're eating Skittles that help you bone. It's Vitaminwater for your libido. Where's the shame in that? It happens, folks......

Now, I'm happy to report that my stroke is without error but in time that will likely change and I'll need some Flintstone vitamins so my "kid" keeps growing. It's funny how taboo steroids are in our society yet I bet A-Rod (LOL) was relieved that people found out about that rather than his "virility" being called into question. I'm not sure I wanna live in a world where boner candy is something to be ashamed of. So, I will leave you with this....

LET'S GO PENS!!!!
LET'S GO PENIS!!!

There's a first time for everything.......

Well, well, well.......welcome to my online world of opinions. Let's start off with.....

"If I said it, I meant it/
bite my tongue for no one/
Call me evil, or unbelievable......" -Christopher Wallace


Now that we got that out of the way.

I'll start by touching on current sports. This Pens-Habs series is killing me. Game 6 in Montreal right now and the Pens trail 3-2 halfway through the 3rd period. I'm irritated. Halak is standing on his fucking head. Unreal.

The Celtics-Cavs series is tied at 2. I'm not surprised. The Celts have vets who have been there before. Oh, and they have Rajon Rondo as well. The triple double that he posted yesterday in the Boston win HAS to go down as one of the greatest performances in Celtics playoff history. Game 5 in Cleveland. Come on now....I hate the Cavs but they'll win that game. Game 6 in Beantown.....the C's tie the series at 3 and then on to Game 7 in cLEAVEland (and yes, I'm talking about LeBron bolting the mistake by the lake) where, it pains me to say......the Cavaliers will find a way to win. Orlando will get in that ass in the Eastern Conference Finals though.

And the Canadiens score AGAIN. 4-2 bad guys with just over 8 minutes to go. Looks like Game 7 in the 'Burgh on Wednesday night.....

Some information released today that the Big 10 conference has extended invitations to join the conference to Missouri, Nebraska, Rutgers (LOL) and NOTRE DAME. This is one ND fan who WANTS them to join the conference. Why not? And enough of that,"We don't need the Big 10, they need us!" talk. They need each other and college football needs it. Let's face it....it's headed to 4 super conferences and the Big 10 could really use ND and ND isn't going to keep getting this sweetheart of a deal from the BCS. Who gives a shit about "maintaining our independence." What does that get us? We can keep USC, Navy, Boston College and one other big timer on the schedule and then play the conference slate. Hell, we already play about half of the conference anyways. Can you imagine a Notre Dame-Ohio State matchup EVERY year???? Put the women and children to bed early because it's bound to get downright nasty. Yearly tilts with Penn State, Wisconsin, Iowa and Nebraska (if they join)????? ::wipes drool from lip::

Memo to Jack Swarbrick: JOIN THE BIG 10 CONFERENCE. OUR "INDEPENDENCE" HAS RESULTED IN ONE BOWL WIN IN THE LAST 15 YEARS. WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LOSE?????

I can't forget about boxing. Mayweather-Mosley was aw.......ful. After the first two rounds that is. Shane clocked Floyd and he buckled him but he decided to take the next 10 rounds off and that asshole PBF wins again. Word is that Pacquiao's trainer Freddie Roach says that the fight will happen probably in November (like I said), MAYBE October. I'm counting on it. I'm buying that one. If "Money" wins that one....I give up. That's his last chance to lose. I ain't gonna lie....dude says some hilarious shit on HBO's 24/7 series before his fights.....

Pens score! 4-3 Habs with a minute and a half left......

Nevermind. Pens lose 4-3. I DVR'ed Chuck and Two And A Half Men for this shit???? Child please.

I cannot wait until tomorrow night's episode of LOST. It is probably my favorite TV show of all time. Yeah, it's THAT good. It's the kind of show that makes me want to go back to church (man, it's been awhile). I can't believe there are only 4 and a half hours left in the series and it should be incredible. It never disappoints. NEVER.

While LOST has reached GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) status......other great shows that I watch are either in danger of getting canned or already are. Chuck.....great show. Thank God NBC is in the crapper and it probably has no choice but to bring Chuck back. Same goes for Heroes. Other great shows like SouthLAnd (NBC actually dumped this outstanding crime drama....WTF?) better get renewed by TNT. Seriously, what else are they gonna show? Matlock? GTFO. Three Rivers was decent and that got shit-canned almost as soon as it started. Cold Case is on it's way out. Mercy is one that the wife and I enjoy so it's doomed. Bank it. If we like a show....odds are it's not going to last much longer........

I'm going to be a Dad in approximately 6 weeks. Pretty amazing. I can't wait. I'm still politicking hard for the name "Brooklyn" for our daughter and while my wife still counters with "Cassandra"......I think she is starting to warm up to my choice. A lot of things will change......okay.....nothing will ever be the same. And ya' know what? I'm fine with that. Things will be better. It's the missing piece to the puzzle. Don't get me wrong......occasional poker games, watching sports with the gang, get together's......all will still happen though maybe less frequently. It's going to be hard work and many challenges lie ahead for us but it will be the beautiful struggle. So many great times to come. Summertime. Cook outs. Then Fall and football season (oh how we all miss you). The World Series (GO YANKS). NCAA and Madden. And yet so many new things to experience.

Ben Roethlisberger wasn't accused of rape today=PLUS!

And one last thing.......cutting grass is Mother Nature's way of serving us a big shitburger.....can I at least get some cheese and ketchup (Heinz of course) on it?