Didn't think I'd be back for a second installment, did ya'?
First things first, the Cavaliers got fucking clownstomped. Boston told LeBron to bite the curb....and he didn't put up a fight. And don't give me that stuff about King James getting a pass here because he's young or that Mike Brown sucks. We knew all that during the regular season and nobody brought it up when the Cavs were dancing around on the court and taking pretend pictures of each during timeouts while dominating the opposition. Child please.
Well, tonight is GAME 7 in Pittsburgh. The Penguins have been pushed to the brink by the Habs. Can the Pens make it 3 Eastern Conference Finals in a row? Is a return trip to the Stanley Cup Finals still in the cards for the Pens? Or will those miserable assholes from the North finish the job and pull the big upset for a second straight series? I think the Pens win 4-2 tonight. I sure as hell hope I'm right.
What the hell is with these boner pill commercials???? "Hey, doc....I have a friend who has this friend who knows this guy who has this question about a problem that he has...." STFU, man. Why the fuck should we as men be embarrassed about a pick-me-up for our cocks? I mean, seriously......do we hesitate to take medicine for whatever else ails us? Ashamed to admit that you drink Gatorade, Powerade or that you chowed down on that Powerbar or chugged that Muscle Milk? FUUUUUUUUCK NOES!!!! So why is it that we get all bashful when we're trying to get our poon peg right? You might take a multivitamin or Centrum or some shit. Maybe you hammer some Cheerio's to help with your heart or cholesterol or whatever they're ramblin' about on those cheesy ass commercials. Let's face it....parts of our body go bad. Hair falls out, knees give out, arthritis sets in, wrinkles, etc. We tell people all of that shit. But, when it comes to a worn out wang we don't know how to tell a medical professional???? When my time comes....and my thrill hammer needs that extra boost.....there won't be any shame in my game. It's like steroids for your dick. In fact, you have these pills that are yellow and blue. It's like you're eating Skittles that help you bone. It's Vitaminwater for your libido. Where's the shame in that? It happens, folks......
Now, I'm happy to report that my stroke is without error but in time that will likely change and I'll need some Flintstone vitamins so my "kid" keeps growing. It's funny how taboo steroids are in our society yet I bet A-Rod (LOL) was relieved that people found out about that rather than his "virility" being called into question. I'm not sure I wanna live in a world where boner candy is something to be ashamed of. So, I will leave you with this....
LET'S GO PENS!!!!
LET'S GO PENIS!!!
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